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baebees mysticel


i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

intensional measurable


One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

2srooky verticaliciouss
epic-vines deedeecontroversy


i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me

wankbankofamerica asian


DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

blunk182 fake-mermaid
holland-roden pauldehaan
somewherebetweenrageandserenity modestmoused
‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)
emilys-nostalgia stfukarla
Red flags


"E-books aren’t *real* books"
“TV is dumb”
“Kim Kardashian is a slut who got lucky”
“I hate all races equally”
“Ugh. PC users.”
“I love Richard Dawkins”
“You’re too hostile. Calm down. PMS?”
“Cops are only doing their job”
“Rap isn’t music. Listen to classical music more”
“America is the land of equality and opportunity”
“TheAmazingAtheist has some good points”

politicalsexkitten deedeecontroversy
darkblastoise f4me
  • trick or treat in america:receive candy
  • trick or treat in australia:"fuck off cunt this isn't america"
delicatefashionistas f4me
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